That's One Complicated Chair
Tackyspoons says: I have the BEST CHAIR but I can't get it to go up any higher for some reason
Kateshaped says: you might need one o' those ergonomic thinga-ma-whatzits
Tackyspoons says: I have one of those aero chairs or whatever
Kateshaped says: oh those are the BEST. where you can kind of lean into them and they totally support your back? Awesome
Tackyspoons says: yeah. I have a fucking BOOK for how to adjust this thing. Maybe I should read it?
Kateshaped says: a BOOK?! dude, that's one complicated chair!
Tackyspoons says: okok, it’s a booklet, BUT STILL. It's more than 10 pages
Kateshaped says: I was picturing a leather-bound, embossed cover
Kateshaped says: with a New Yorker-style gold embossed image of someone leaning back in the chair
Kateshaped says: wearing a smoking jacket, holding a pipe
Kateshaped says: and the title is, "So You Think You Want to Adjust Your Chair"
Kateshaped says: then the subtitle: "An epic poem in 3 parts"
Kateshaped says: anything that's worth saying is in epic poem form
